Client: I want to speak to Simon.
Me: We don???t have a Simon. I???m Adam.
Client: My colleague said that Simon phoned and asked for me. I want to speak to him.
Me: That was actually me sir. It???s nice to finally speak to you, my name is Adam.
Client: How could my colleague possibly mistake the name Adam for Simon? I want to speak to Simon.
Me: No Simon works here.
Client: How did he phone me then?